Flexi Pizza

🚨🍕⚡️ THE FLEXI PIZZA™ SLICE HAS ARRIVED ⚡️🍕🚨

Introducing the FLEXI PIZZA™ powered by PEPPERONI PRIME™ for MAXIMUM foldability & ultra-flexible chew illusions!!
This isn’t just a slice… it’s nostalgia you can bend.

💲 ONLY 7.99!!!!!
(tax not included… blame the rogue parmesan strips 🧀)

✨ ULTRA-YUMMY FEATURES:

🔥 1 Slice of Pure Pepperoni Energy (absolutely twistable)

FlexCrust™ Lite for infinite floppy folds

RetroSauce™ Splash Mode (works on your desk, not your mouth)

Fully immune to fridge disasters ❄️

Compatible with: hands, desks, pockets.

🚀 DELIVERY NOT INCLUDED 🚀
(because no delivery drone can survive a cheese storm 🌪️)

🚫 NOT EDIBLE 🚫
(we tried… but it it started yelling at us not, to then lectured us 🍴📄)

Insert the FLEXI PIZZA™ SLICE into your life TODAY before it folds itself back into the void!