Flexi pineapple

🚨📢 EVER WANTED A PINEAPPLE… THAT DOESN’T LEAK JUICE ALL OVER YOUR COUNTER?! 📢🚨

Say hello to the FLEXI PINEAPPLE™ the world’s FIRST (and probably last) pineapple you can bend, wiggle, flop, and fold WITHOUT a sticky mess.

💲 ONLY $7.99!!!!! (tax not included, sorry accountants 💼)

✨ FEATURES THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW:
🔹 Wiggle-Grade FlexTech™ core for MAXIMUM bendiness.
🔹 Slice-free enjoyment no knives, no crying over juice.
🔹 Portable fruit vibes, zero fruit flies.
🔹 Pineapple crown included at NO EXTRA CHARGE (we’re losing money on this one, folks).

🚚 SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED 🚚
(blame UPS, they wouldn’t take “paid in vibes” as a currency 🙄)

⚠️ WARNING: 🚫 NOT EDIBLE 🚫
(we tried juicing it… blender didn’t make it💔)

Get it NOW before it… uh… ferments digitally?? 🍍💾