Skip to product information
Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
  • Flexi Disk
Flexi Disk

Flexi Disk

$7.99 USD

📢💾⚡️ THE FLEXI DISK™ HAS BEEN INSERTED ⚡️💾📢

Introducing the FLEXI DISK™ — powered by the all-new WIGGLEBYTE™ OS for MAXIMUM bend speed & retro durability!!
This isn’t just plastic… it’s nostalgia you can wiggle.

💲 ONLY 7.99!!!!!
(tax not included… blame the floppy gremlins 🧟♂️💾)

✨ STATE-OF-THE-ART FEATURES:

  • 22.28MB of Pure Wiggle Storage (absolutely decorative)

  • FlexFrame™ 2.0 for infinite floppy flops

  • RetroSave™ Icon Mode (works on your desk, not your PC)

  • Fully immune to Y2K bugs 🐞

  • Compatible with: hands, desks, pockets.

🚚 SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED 🚚
(because FedEx refuses to deliver via dial-up modem 📞)

🚫 DOES NOT SAVE FILES 🚫
(we tried dragging homework onto it… nothing happened.)

Insert the FLEXI DISK™ into your life TODAY — before it’s permanently ejected!