Flexi dino

📢🚨⚡️ THE FUTURE OF DINO TECHNOLOGY IS HERE ⚡️🚨📢

Introducing the FLEXI DINO™ now powered by the WIGGLEM3™ CHIP for MAXIMUM wiggle & bend efficiency!!
This isn’t just a toy… it’s prehistoric innovation in your pocket.

💲 ONLY 7.99!!!!!
(tax not included… blame the accounting raptors 🦖📊)

✨ CUTTING-EDGE FEATURES:

• Patent-pending TailFlop™ Engine

• 4K Jaw Chomp Animation (purely cosmetic 🦷)

• HyperBone™ FlexFrame for unlimited wiggly durability

• Built in with MIDS™ (Meteor Impact Detection System)

• Fully compatible with… your desk.

🚚 SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED 🚚
(because sadly UPS refuses to deliver on the backs of velociraptors… sorry not sorry)

🚫 NOT ALIVE 🚫
(we tried yelling “WAKE UP” at it for 3 hours straight… still nothing.)

Get your FLEXI DINO™ TODAY before it goes EXTINCT!!

⚠️ WARNING: Do NOT feed after midnight. It doesn’t eat, but it WILL stare at you funny.