Flexi Cookie

🍪✨ THE FLEXI COOKIE™ HAS ARRIVED ✨🍪

Behold the FLEXI COOKIE™, infused with CHOCO CHUNK™ for MAXIMUM bendy-snack satisfaction!!
This isn’t just a cookie, it’s a snack you can twist, stretch, and admire.

💲 ONLY 4.99!!!!!
(tax not included… blame the sugar gremlins 🍬👹)

FEATURES:

• 🍫 1 Cookie of Pure Chocolate Delight (absolutely twistable)

• 🍪 FlexDough™ for infinite floppy folds

• 😋 RetroChunk™ Mode (works on your desk, not your mouth)

• ❄️ Fully resistant to fridge disasters

• ✋ Compatible with hands, plates, or your favorite mug

🚫 NOT EDIBLE 🚫

• (we tried, but it instantly develops stage fright in your mouth 🎭)

Grab the FLEXI COOKIE™ and insert it into your snack collection TODAY before it folds itself into the mysterious cookie dimension!