Flexi Hedgehog

🦔🚨✨ THE FLEXI HEDGEHOG™ HAS ROLLED OUT ✨🚨🦔

Introducing the FLEXI HEDGEHOG™ powered by SPIKECORE™ Technology for MAXIMUM wiggle action & ultra-foldable cuteness!!
This isn’t just a hedgehog… it’s a pocket-sized desk guardian you can bend.

💲 ONLY 4.99!!!!!
(yes, tax included… we bribed the IRS with acorns 🌰)

✨ ULTRA-PRICKLY FEATURES:

🌀 360° Spinal FlexTech (roll it, flop it, wiggle it endlessly)
🦔 SpikeDefense™ Mode (cute yet menacing)
🎯 Compatible with desks, shelves, pockets, AND questionable life choices
❄️ Cold-resistant, heat-indifferent, snack-proof

🚀 DOES NOT CURL INTO A BALL ON COMMAND 🚀
(but it will flex on you anyway 💪)

🚫 NOT EDIBLE 🚫
(we tried… it poked back, then called a lawyer 📄⚖️)

Adopt the FLEXI HEDGEHOG™ TODAY before it scurries back into the forest void!