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Flexi dragon
$4.99 USD
š„šā” THE FAT FLEXI DRAGONā¢ HAS AWAKENED ā”šš„
Summon the FAT FLEXI DRAGONā¢, forged with CHONKCORE ULTRAā¢ for MAXIMUM wiggle-power & unstoppable desk domination!!
This isnāt just a dragonā¦ itās your new flexi beast overlord.
š² ONLY 4.99!!!!!
(tax includedā¦ the dragon hoarded the coins itself šŖš)
āØ DRAGON-TASTIC FEATURES:
š„ ChonkFlexā¢ Segments (thicker than a medieval feast turkey leg)
š TailWhip 3000ā¢ (scientifically improves swagger by +10%)
š® Compatible with: hands, desks, pockets, and awkward growls at 3AM
šØ Smoke-Free Guarantee (sorry, no fire breathā¦ OSHA said no)
š WARNING: WILL DEMAND TRIBUTE š
(but accepts snacks and compliments as payment)
ā ļø NOT ALIVE ā ļø
(no scales detected, just flexi destiny)
Adopt the FAT FLEXI DRAGONā¢ today before it WADDLES OFF!!!
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