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Flexi Seal
$4.99 USD
šš¦ā” THE FLEXI SEALā¢ HAS SLID INTO EXISTENCE ā”š¦š
Behold the FLEXI SEALā¢, crafted with BLUBBERCORE XLā¢ for MAXIMUM flop-ability & hyper-smooth belly slides!!
This isnāt just a sealā¦ itās your new desk blob overlord.
š² ONLY 4.99!!!!!
(tax includedā¦ the seal handled negotiations personally š¦š)
āØ FLOP-TASTIC FEATURES:
š SealFlexā¢ Physics (flops harder than your last relationship)
š¦ FlipperFlickā¢ Mode (scientifically guaranteed to improve your mood by 0.3%)
š® Compatible with: hands, desks, pockets, and midnight seal noises (arrr-arrr intensifies)
š§ Iceberg-Proof (Titanic testedā¦ Jack approved)
š WARNING: DOES NOT PAY RENT š
(but will vibe on your desk rent-free forever)
ā ļø NOT ALIVE ā ļø
(no blubbers detected, just plastic destiny)
Adopt the FLEXI SEALā¢ today before it DEGRADES!!!
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